Hollywood, Here I Come!

Last week I broke into my piggy bank, and it’s grim!  How am I ever going to live like Ozzy Osbourne’s kids AND go to an ivy league school when my net worth is only $0.28?   EEK!

So, I decided to take action.  I grew me this big old ‘fro and had my agent call NBC about a gig.  Turns out, they found just the right thing–I’m auditioning for “My Name Is Earl”  Apparently, they’re doing a flashback to Earl’s childhood, and well, I do look the part, don’t I?

Mom, Dad, I need an ‘81 Pontiac Firebird Powerwheel so that I can practice….chop, chop!  I’ll be outside watching the trashy neighbors so I can learn more about living the “simple life”