Ok, swimming, piece of cake. I’ll just take off this hat, and lay back and do the back stroke across to the neighbors, then I can turn around and come back to the dock doing the butterfly. I’ve got my cool swim trunks, I’ve got my red Body Glove rash guard and I’m ready to….
Wait…what? What about 68 degrees? What the heck are you talking about? Nice try, joker…….Isn’t there supposed to be ice on the water when it’s 68? Who’s kidding about 68 degrees? Wait….he’s what? Not kidding? Yeah RIGHT!
….you’re not kidding, are you? It’s really 68? Umm……who thought this was a good idea? I’m not a polar bear, people! Stop! No, don’t put me down! I’m not going to get into that….STOP!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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