…Because Doctors Don’t Remember Being a Baby….

Mmm…Rice Cereal!  I’m eating rice cereal.  At least, that’s what <<THEY>> think.  In reality, they spoon 2 ounces into my mouth, and I covertly spit 1.9 ounces back out.  The slower I spit, the more I can sneak out.

What Doctor thought this Rice Cereal was such a good idea?  Give me a steak.  Give me a cheeseburger.  Give me a slab of bacon.  Heck, I’d even take some of that Pizza that they shared with Grandma and Grandpa the other day.   It’s a good thing that they put me in the swing while eating that pizza….because it was just one reach away…..

Someday I’m going to be a doctor….after being a quarterback (for the Packers–hehe mommy!)  and I’m going to singlehandedly clear up this Rice Cereal myth. In the mean time, I’m going to use my little corner of cyberspace to preach how environmentally unfriendly Rice Cereal is.  Don’t they know there’s a shortage of rice??  The meal on my face alone probably could have kept 5 starving children in other countries happy.

I wonder if Doggies like rice cereal??  Here Sydney…..Here Scout!