Before today, Daddy thought that thrust vectoring is what helps turn advanced fighter jets and mommy thought it was what you do with your fist when Daddy gets annoying. Being the genius that I am, I had a lesson for them!
Boom! Poop goes up! Thrust Vectoring at its finest! I left a minuscule amount of stuff on my diaper, yet the streak reached all the way up my back to my neck, and it wiped out my shirt. I didn’t like that shirt anyways….who’s dumb enough to throw a party in their crib at 2:00am? Not me, I’m doing it in the living room with the plasma and surround sound blaring.
But wait! I’m not done yet. Once Mommy and Daddy got me all changed, I had to do something about the top shirt I hadn’t messed up yet. So POOF! More thrust vectoring, this time the breakfast that Daddy fed me way too quick.
So, next time you’re around a toddler, don’t forget about thrust vectoring, for it’s a toddler’s best friend. Hehe….here, Kitty Kitty!
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